Whippets can kill

This afternoon, I was doing the random internet wander. While looking for cool whippet sites, I ran into a blog with the heading "Death by suffocation: How whippets can kill you." I clicked, imagining a nice satire on the potential death by whippet (you know, how whippets defy gravity and weigh 100 lbs when in bed with you while only being 32 lbs with all four feet on the ground, etc.)
Instead, it was a blog about the noxious effects of inhaled substances. Now, I agree that inhaling things out of a can, whether it be paint or Cool Whip isn't good, I was really disappointed. After all, whippets can kill. Ask Charlie (the dog who always seem to get the bottom layer in the pile).