Felonious felines.....

Our friends the Whippet Waggle in Paducah, KY are apparently under siege. It was all started, of course, by the &*(^&*!!$% cat, who used the computer to FALSIFY a photo, making it appear that our dear Patience had fallen under his spell. Crafty little critter.....gotta admit that, BUT this is the last straw.

Now, the Wayward Whippets here in TX are HORRIFIED by this latest development (In case you didn't follow the links, that dang ditsy dinsky cat, under the cover of a purse, smuggled into a PRIVATE party and video taped the thing. Not that there is anything horrific on the tape. It's principle here, people, PRINCIPLE.).

Now, we don't want our brethren and sisters to the north to think that they can't handle this troublesome FELINE, but, we are here to offer our services. We got on line and checked out the map:


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However, we anticipate a few problems.
1. Even though we are a van ready group, we haven't yet figured out how to make it go without the Servant. As you can see in this picture, Charlie gets SO excited that he is prone to pop out the top, but.....we may need the servant. And she is still ever so under the weather with the flu thing. Just not her usual self at all. We anticipate that when she is over the flu, she will have to go back to work. She works a lot. We think she should work less, but it's hard for her to get away, and that is a whole 'nuther topic.

2. Cost of gas. The Human Servant is always complaining that she has to work because "no one else is paying for kibble around here." Well, she does have a point on that one.

3. The Human Servant has told us that some of us (REILLY!) are a little over-zealous in our cat removal techniques and that brining such services to a community that probably still has a population of cats might create some sort of fall out with the neighbors. Apparently, some people actually LIKE cats. Our Servant used to have one -- we never did quite understand that attraction, but we like to humor our servant because she is good to us.

Hmmmm.....Well, right now we seem to be in a little planning impasse. Maybe we can terrorize ditsy dinsky from afar...YEAH!Yeah, we could start a letter writing campaign and muck with that Kandinsky's limited feline brain.....but, there is something about not using the US Post for terrorist tactics or something, right? Hmmmmm.

Those kitty's are so danged crafty.....thinking, thinking, thinking......Kandinsky, beware...

Gabi, appointed scribe for Wayward Whippets.